officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

(via shesreinventinglovingme)

Anonymous inquired i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.

earth-deer:

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OMG 

OH MY GOD

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

(via ruinedchildhood)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school
parent 1 :oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
parent 2 :unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

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bitches40ozblunts:

She butta pop offffff

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aphroditesidol:

sixpenceee:

Koko the gorilla, is a female gorilla who is able to understand more than 1000 signs on the the American Sign Language system and over 2000 words of spoken English. 

Koko had a pet kitten, which she received on her birthday on July 1984. It was noted that Koko cared for that kitten as if it were a little baby gorilla. The kitten one day escaped from Koko’s cage and was hit by a car.

When she was told of what happened, this is how she responded.

It was also noted that afterwards she made weeping sounds like a human.

You can watch the full video here

And for anyone whose interested in animal language, here’s an interesting article on researchers translating chimp language

My heart

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